ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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bottledspirits:

fighting-for-animals:

morlatheancientone:

too much

the video is adorable, when they first saw each other they tried to break through their enclosures to reach each other, and when they couldn’t, they just stood all night with their trunks reaching through the bars, stroking each other
:’)

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bottledspirits:

fighting-for-animals:

morlatheancientone:

too much

the video is adorable, when they first saw each other they tried to break through their enclosures to reach each other, and when they couldn’t, they just stood all night with their trunks reaching through the bars, stroking each other

:’)

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snitskys:

hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just

image

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secretninjachild:

So the uk is in a depression, has high unemployment and a nationwide sex scandal, but our main concern is that if we pull out of the eu we might have to stop doing eurovision.

Priorities. We have them.

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nayx:

that laser eye surgery was real expensive, but on the plus side, i now have laser eyes, time to vanquish my foes

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  • a teacher goes on a date
  • guy: can i kiss you
  • teacher: i dont know, CAN you?
(Reblogged from samstimpson)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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